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A British Major is stationed in the desert with his troops..
One day he's surveying the camp with his Lieutennant. They're wandering around inspecting the setup of the tents and the supply dump, when all of a sudden the come across the mess tent, where a camel is tied.
"Lieutennant, pray tell," says the Major. "What is that camel doing there?"
"Well," says the Lieutennant, looking uncomfortable. "You see, we're stationed out here in the desert, and the men get... urges."
"I see, I see," says the Major. "Lieutennant, have that camel brought to my private tent," he orders.
Later, at the officers meeting, after the day's duties are performed, the Major dropps his pants suddenly and begins shagging the camel. He goes at it for a good half-an-hour, like a bat out of hell.
Finally, after a few grunts, he finishes. With his chest puffed out with pride, he buttons up his uniform. "So Lieutennant," he says. "Is that how them men in the mess tent do it?"
"No you sick bastard!" says the Lieutennant, aghast. "They ride the camel into town!"
"Lieutennant, pray tell," says the Major. "What is that camel doing there?"
"Well," says the Lieutennant, looking uncomfortable. "You see, we're stationed out here in the desert, and the men get... urges."
"I see, I see," says the Major. "Lieutennant, have that camel brought to my private tent," he orders.
Later, at the officers meeting, after the day's duties are performed, the Major dropps his pants suddenly and begins shagging the camel. He goes at it for a good half-an-hour, like a bat out of hell.
Finally, after a few grunts, he finishes. With his chest puffed out with pride, he buttons up his uniform. "So Lieutennant," he says. "Is that how them men in the mess tent do it?"
"No you sick bastard!" says the Lieutennant, aghast. "They ride the camel into town!"
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